Raccoons are trash cats.
Raccoons are like cats, but they're not cute. They're like, "I'm a trash cat, deal with it."
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Raccoons are like cats, but they're not cute. They're like, "I'm a trash cat, deal with it."
They look like they're hosting the hidden camera show called "Dirty Socks."
"What is this, the soft-on-crime cooking channel? You're gonna show me how to make it and then feed it to people? But not kill it?"
Sometimes I wake her up in the morning with the crunch. The crunch of the bag--noisy bag crunch. She wakes up with a start!
"The coroner was like, "But I don't know that's what happened. The police were like, 'All we know is that the fan was on!'"
"What kind of person would have television insurance? I think it's a man that's very careful. He's a man that likes to think ahead."
"I don't know if you've ever seen a moustache that comes down to the chest, but it's not flattering."
"When did it become a thing where superheroes don't go to the bathroom?"
"That's not Swiss Cheese. That's a sandwich with holes in it."